The best things in life are free

But you can keep them for the birds and bees

I was a very pretentious child, and apparently I give off very strong ‘only child energy’ despite being a big sister. But I found children boring, and adults more interesting, and I was one of those weird kids who was surprisingly well-versed in current affairs. As a result, I have very strong memories of the signing of the North American Free Trade Agr…